I don't know what triggered it - the snowy weather we've had lately, the itch to make bread, the desire to stockpile food...whatever did it, I had a
craving for bierochs! Maybe you've never heard of bierochs, or just don't know them by that spelling. I learned about them as a kid when we'd go visit relatives in Kansas. I think both sides of the family made them....but the memories that stick with me most would be when visiting my mom's folks out on the farm. You'd have all the guys out working the fields of wheat, alfalfa or whatever - that'd include Grandpa Carl, Uncle Dennis, and whatever hired hands were also working with them that summer. I remember Blake (and his wife Linda) best - I know Blake worked for Grandpa for a number of seasons, and was fun to hang out with.
Anyhow, while the guys would be out working the field, the "woman folk" (plus whatever kids were along needed supervision) would often take food out to the guys, rather than have the guys always come back to the farm for lunch or dinner - this was probably dependent on how the harvesting schedule was going, weather threats, etc. The food taken out might include jello salads, green bean and tater tot casserole, sandwiches or bierochs.
To me, a bieroch is based off've those memories. I've
found references to them on other sites and blogs where someone might include carrots or sauerkraut, or dip them in ketchup, or add cheese inside. Nope, not me! Cabbage, onions and beef, along with minor seasoning - that's all you need to wrap up in the slightly sweet roll dough to make the original "hot pockets". (Heck - I'm not even sure if it's "i before e" on these things - there's too many variations out there!)
So first thing first - I thinly sliced a head of cabbage and a couple onions, and got them steaming/sauteeing in a pot. I tossed in some salt and pepper for both taste, and to try to extract some of the water from the cabbage so it wouldn't scorch too much in the olive oil I'd added to the pot.

Once the cabbage was MOSTLY tender, I dumped it into a big bowl and browned the ground beef. I seasoned this with a little more salt and pepper, some Worcestershire sauce, some garlic powder, a little sweet paprika and some dried mustard - these were various suggestions I picked up on the web that appealed to me most. Trust me - NOTHING was measured...I just did it to taste.

As the cabbage and beef were cooking, I got to work on
a nice sounding roll recipe I found online. I wanted one that I assumed would be just a touch sweet, and very tender (it seems those that start off with some warm milk tend to be nice and soft). Oh, and I skipped all the recipe results that included a bread machine - I was gonna be putting my Kitchenaid to work - as you can see here with the dough dancing around inside the bowl! I did find the recipe was a BIT too sticky so near the end of mixing I added in maybe a 1/4 cup of whole wheat flour to finish it off. (Why whole wheat? Eh - I could pretend these were more healthy!)

I let the dough rise in it's bowl, with the detatched bread hook still in the dough, for an hour on the stove. Brett was making chili so that had things nice and warm - perfect for rising bread dough! After the first hour I put the bowl back on the mixer, whizzed it around a few times, and set it to the back of the stove for a second rise. By then it was looking and smelling REAL good!

Time to start pulling off blobs of dough, rolling them out, cutting them into pieces that were "just the right size" (ummmm....you know - "that size" - the one that's perfect for the size bierochs you want!), blopping on about a 1/4 cup of meat/cabbage filling on each, and folding over the corners and pinching to seal in all the good stuff!

As you're doing this, you're going to have some spillage - sometimes you cut a piece of dough a bit too narrow/small, and then you've got beef or cabbage coming out...and then that gets worked into the dough of your next round of bierochs. Oh well - so some of the finished product look a little imperfect!

After I filled all the dough (with just enough extra dough for four small rolls, which are in the freezer to bake later), I covered them with plastic wrap and a dishtowel, and again, set them to the back of the oven (the chili was still simmering!). After maybe an hour or so I heated up the oven to 400 and tossed 'em in for maybe 15-18 minutes total, swapping the pans in the oven about half way through. Oh, and about 3/4 of the way through I decided I should've buttered the tops, so they got pulled out for a quick brushing of melted butter.

Each of the ones above is about the size of a small clenched fist. There's 24 that looked perfect, and then this guy, who was a bit smaller, and a bit malformed.

Hey, SOMEONE'S gotta do a taste testing, right??

I tell ya, for as brown as the top of the dough looks, these babies are TEEEEENDER and soft!! And the filling? Just right!!
Now to find room in the freezer to stash a bunch of them for quick snacks/meals later. And you KNOW Brett won't touch them because they have cabbage! So they're ALL MINE! ;-)