There's gonna be some line-dancing...

So this past Saturday nite we went out to the gay hayride, which we've done on and off over the years. Sharon had so much fun with us last year that she decided she would drag her fiance Andy along this year. Poor Andy... First they learned how to stand in straight lines.


Clearly some people just weren't getting it, as depicted by that lady in the middle of the crowd.


After that I decided to get some raffle tickets for the baked goods. Mmmm...I love baked goods!


I hit a good majority of the bags with my tickets - I ended out winning one of the containers of date nut bars! Pretty darn good - nice and moist and flavorful!


There was some gay propaganda, which Brett was overwhelmed by. I think he's gay now.


I was the S'mores Fairy!


You cannot be the S'mores Fairy - you do not have as big a wand as I do!


Sharon was just having lots of fun, amused by the dueling S'mores Fairies...


Andy and Sharon hamming it up...


...before meeting the itchy pig (this pig was gross!)...


...and friends!


Looks like someone's started chopping off turkey heads for Thanksgiving a wee bit early!


All I wanna know is who the hell laid that big ass egg!?


Yeeee haw! One of the most fun parts of the hayride night is lassoing your friends, loved ones and inanimate objects.


Andy got himself a bull!


Trying to get a boyfriend, but he stayed out of range.


Andy got my calf...


...and then wrestled a bull!


The photographer's self portrait.


After lassoing, it was time for the straw maze. Sharon and Andy were so well behaved...



...while we were just faking good behavior.


See? He touched me first!


And then it just got ugly.



Yes, he's STILL trying to push me off!



Run for your lives!


And then we were out on the long, dark, scary hayride - out to fetch pumpkins. You never know what scary sites you'll see along the path.


Andy's REAL proud of the biggest pumpkin!


I think this one should be labelled "She's taken our king! KILL HER!!!!"


Or maybe I have the biggest pumpkin?


Brett clearly doesn't have the biggest - probably the cleanest.




Goodbye dirty pumpkins that apparently grew forth from the ground, with no need for vines or leaves... (WTH!?)


And then there was a show with dancing scarecrows...



Followed by a show with dancing doofuses... Yes, it looks like I'm trying to be a ballerina here.


Damn pants were trying to fall down. I'm sure that was affecting my dancing!


That plus Sharon was clearly trying to KICK ME!


Looks like we're running. You can see she's clearly more relaxed than I am!



Mmmmmm-WAH!



Watch where you're putting those hands!


We were really glad Sharon and Andy joined us. Sure, it was probably a bit odd for Andy watching all the homos dancing around, and yeah, it's sometimes loud and/or a little boring, but as you can see from the pics, we all had a good time!