Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Batwoman

Man, doing LOTS of blogging tonite! What am I avoiding?!

Anyhow - forgot to post this awhile back... In case you didn't know, and in case it's important to you, you might be interested in finding out that Batwoman's being introduced into the new post-Infinite Crisis universe. And she's a lesbian!

I know there'll be lots of stink about this from many out there...but she looks cool to me!!!

On a related note, while flipping channels tonite, Brett stoped momentarily on the '97 Batman & Robin flick. MAAAAAN was that bad! I always liked Alecia Silverstone up until that movie - she looked stuffed into that costume! Chris O'Donnel was still hot as ever (especially with those baby blue and the rubber nipples - LOL!) George Clooney's always hot. I never really liked Uma Therman way back when, and she SUCKED in the movie, but now I think she rocks (really looking forward to My Super Ex-Girlfriend July 21st!!!). And Arnold Schwartzeneger as Mr Freeze? Boooo.... The acting was awful, and the plot, special effects, sound effects, etc all sucked big time! I don't even remember liking it back then, and I'm a comic book geek!

17 comments:

Stunned Donor said...

She's a lesbian, but an comic fanboy lesbian. If she were a REAL lesbian, the cape would be flannel and she'd be wearing more sensible footwear.

Jeph said...

And she might not be built like that! But she WOULD carry that attitude still...

Peter said...

Wouldn't her super power be goat milking or pick up truck driving?

Ahhh, where would we all be without queer stereotypes to play with?

Steven, maybe she's a lipstick lesbian super-hero....

Stunned Donor said...

All I'm seeing here is a girl who may have experimented in college thats read way too many vampire novels.

Jeph said...

Oh I've known one or two of those girls!

Peter said...

A girl who's experimented in college? I think you're right Steven. It's kind of in line with the all-guys-being-six-beers-away-from-being-gay theory of things, innit?

Stunned Donor said...

In the interest of science, is that six average American beers like Bud Light or something like six Imperial Pints of Guinness Stout?

Peter said...

American beer, I think. Europeans have an automatic head start!

Dirty Fingernails said...

She would be wearing some Birks and no tights and harry legs for sure.. Not to mention the mullet..
Or is that just down here in GA?

All in Jest Gentleman, all in jest..

Jeph said...

She's probably got a mullet! Didn't you ever see the Adam West Batman show when they had Batgirl on?? She has a wig built into the pointy-ear headpiece! ;-)

Peter said...

Okay, let's back away from our lesbian sistren. After all, if we could get out of bed and get a hammer and a nail quite so effectively, we would!

Stunned Donor said...

I love that Indigo Girls song!

Peter said...

Yay! Someone got the reference!

Stunned Donor said...

Oh if I can work blue here for a second, the lesbians that "weeding" is describing live near her in Georgia in a burb of Atlanta called Decatur, which the locals charmingly refer to as "Dick-Hater". I die laughing every time I hear that one.

Peter said...

If you can work blue here? Um, I know this is Jeph's blog and all, but I think it's pretty safe both to work blue and to realize that Jeph (and I) have gone deep into navy in blogspace!

Okay, I really must get offline and get to bed.

Jeph said...

:( I feel out of it, and I'm here on my OWN blog!!!

"Work blue"? A reference to an Indigo Girls song I don't know? ARGH! I DO have to admit I used to listen to SOME Indigo Girls, but not very much... I DID like what I heard though, don't get me wrong!

Peter said...

We still love you Jeph, we just read your blog obsessively!