My buddy Matthew just sent this... Man, I think it's dead on!!

If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN spend the majority of your time in a 10X10cell.
AT spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON.....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON.....they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.....all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.......they're called managers.

IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


6 Responses so far.

  1. steven says:

    Does this mean you're making prison wine out of old fruit,ketchup and juice boxes in a garbage bag under your desk?

  2. Jeph says:

    Blech! LOL

  3. steven says:

    Work must not be so bad, my Sitemeter stats tell me you're reading blogs at work.LOL.

  4. Jeph says:

    Your sitemeter would be correct. Tell it I said it's a nark!

  5. steven says:


  6. steven says:

    Pssst, now that Peter is busy packing and trying to remember where his passport is..... Sitemeter caught him reading blogs at work too.